Who needs another boring bio?

The original thinking on Dead Day Horoscopes was to do the bios straightforward and then let the idea take off. That thinking is proof that doing what you think is right can often be dead wrong. Who the hell needs an abridged version of Wikipedia’s multiple-footnoted treatises? So we’re going to take this where it probably should have gone in the first place. If you are reading this, you are an official test subject. I would welcome feedback on the tone and such on where I think should go. It’s more ‘me’. I am a card-carrying asshole…in fact…I am having them printed next week…I figure they might do me in good stead at some of those wretched networking events I refuse to attend. Armed with business cards that say ‘asshole’ I figure those events could become fun.

So do this asshole a favor and take a look at Einstein. Let me know what you think. They say the truth will set you free which of course is utter bullshit. In today’s world, the truth will usually land you in jail. But what do I know? I’m just an asshole.

About William Lower

writer, columnist, advertising and marketing creative and strategist. Passions are history, flying, photography and humor. View all posts by William Lower

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